Did you hear the word on the street? Kate has gone into labour!!! My beloved London residing friend just text me and we both squealed with delight. I also messaged another friend the exciting news and she replied “Kate who?” Then I stopped and thought, maybe it isn’t such huge news. Perhaps me and my London buddy, are in fact Royalists…
It’s a buzz around Perth at the moment Prince Harry is in town. Rumour has it he’ll be at the footy tonight! Somebody stop me!! Oh that’s right, I live 4 hours away from the footy oval so no chance getting there this arvo. A lovely singleton friend was out with her mates last night and tonight hoping to catch a glimpse! Oh the excitement! He is a bit lovely! He was spotted in a trendy bar in Perth on Thursday night – only the same bar my London friend and I last caught up it last time we had lunch together. What are the chances!?
But still, I do wonder if in fact I am a Royalist and just didn’t know it. Both my Nannas loved the Queen. One was English and had a hierarchy of her own. She was funny and posh, a bit like Mrs Bucket – that’s Bouquet to you! They were born in the same year too. My other Nanna was a huge Lady Di fan and really, who wasn’t back in the day! She was a love.
I looked around my house, just to check if there was any clues to me loving the Royals, and this is what I found…
Uuuuum! I think this qualifies for yes, yes in fact I am a Royalist and I blame my English roots because of it. Haha! But in all seriousness I do love them. Sure they live a very charmed life on tax payers money but losing a huge amount of privacy would be a hard price to pay. Comments on every fine detail of your life in the tabloids would give you the shits after awhile.
Taking tops off whilst holidaying with friends may end up with pictures taken by onlookers whether your famous or not so famous because…BOOBS! Can’t say it’s something I do with friends but don’t knock it til you’ve tried it hey. No! Even then, no chance!
So are you thinking a boy or a girl for Will and Kate? And what baby name will they choose? Funny enough even my boys names are Royal names. But ask any of my friends and they’d all agree, yes, I’m a Royalist. I even threw a Royal Wedding party. Oh dear! But fear not! I won’t be camping outside the hospital for baby news dressed in the British flag – my friend is doing that – KIDDING!!! But some joyful baby news is just what the world could do with after such an awful week of news. Puuuuuush Kate! The world is watching and waiting to celebrate your wonderful news!